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My dad's toe was totally tapping to @teganandsara. Proud moment.
Sep 04, 2010
I ask for small fries, the guy at McDonalds asks, "How many?'' Uhhh... Lolwot?
Sep 04, 2010
Lost one of my bracelets. Just noticed. Well. That blows. :/
Sep 04, 2010
@BlakeVE You should go to tomorrow's show! And then tell me Happy Early Birthday. ;)
Sep 04, 2010
Just spoke to 'Munchkin' at Blockbuster. I am crying ahjkshs
Sep 04, 2010
One Day. (Two Days)
Sep 04, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ytsirkgaunt/4949206460/ - Maybe this can be reached to 50 within the hour? ;) My goal is 55 by the night.
Sep 04, 2010
Oh, and everybody should wish @ohnoortman a happy birthday. Even if you don't know her! DO IT.
Sep 04, 2010
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ytsirkgaunt/ - 12 new photos. I'd appreciate feedback. :)
Sep 04, 2010
Mom lurks on my fb, adds a person not realizing it's under my account. w0w okay, that looks sketchy as f**k.
Sep 04, 2010
Did you hear that? ChaCha just called my question 'styling!'
Sep 04, 2010
My mom kicks me off the computer while I'm doing a flickr upload so that she can go on and lurk people on facebook. Legit lurk. Not kidding.
Sep 04, 2010
Someone asked me if I had extentions last night. No, darling; it's called actually taking the time to grow out your hair.
Sep 04, 2010
I never knew that Dr. Phil's last name was McGraw.
Sep 04, 2010
Definitely meant *hot pocket, not hot topic last night. The importance of sleep and reading, ladies and gentlemen.
Sep 04, 2010
I should maybe go put on shorts before the game so I don't have a repeat of earlierdfdsfjs okay.
Sep 03, 2010
Oh God. My skirt got stuck in my underwear, and I walked out with it like that for a good three minutes. Thaaaat's embarassing.
Sep 03, 2010
SOS to my mother, take the hinges off the door.
Sep 03, 2010
Just thought I'd take this time to state that what I'm wearing today will be a cross between homeless and crack addict.
Sep 03, 2010
The fact I could be getting my license in four days, but was an idiot and waited sixth months for my permit, is a 100 slaps in the face.
Sep 03, 2010

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